The mask has been lifted

The BPD arrived quickly and couldn't believe what they were hearing from us, not because we came off as liars, but that it was so ridiculous. Luckily the baby was still awake so I asked the officers if they wanted me to put her on the floor to see if they could hear the response. Both officers were incredibly nice and they even got on the floor to play with the baby, which we all thought was quite hilarious. Within seconds the banging ensued, but it was as if we hit a goldmine, because they did it for over 60 continuous seconds. The officers were bewildered and decided to pay TD and TDA a visit. Here is what we all learned via the police report.

1. They put holes in the ceiling from the banging, presumably from a broomstick.
2. TD states she has lived in the location for 11 years. Her license and self-admittedly registration are for an address in Quincy. We're in Boston. Her car is parked in a permitted spot directly outside of her unit. That is insurance fraud.
3. TDA who is a full-time resident now in Boston has a license and registration listed in Chelmsford. That is also insurance fraud.
4. TDA told the police he was a home health care worker, then he said he was retired, then he went back to being a helper. So what is it?
5. They like yelling at the police.
6. They like throwing notebooks at the police.

You stay classy TD and TDA.